Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
