he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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