its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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