I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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