butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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