Yo dont text me then not text me
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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