we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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