I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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