were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
