watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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