"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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