Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
