I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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