Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
