id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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