Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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