elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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