she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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