god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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