i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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