its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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