my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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