If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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