The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Your cock deserves a montage
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm always down for nudity.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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