Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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