We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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