It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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