I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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