Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
