I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
