when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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