I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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