why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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