Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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