chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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