Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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