white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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