You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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