We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The struggles of a small town man whore
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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