There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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