i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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