K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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