Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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