I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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