I think I died a long time ago.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It was confusing and full of hummus
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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