im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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