Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i now understand why vodka
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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