you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
