if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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