What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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