Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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