no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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