its not stalking. its research.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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