I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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