Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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